Good news: I have 20/20 vision! Wait...I read that wrong...it actually says "20/200". Hmm.

Today is the best day of my life.

Home sweet, soggy home.

The greasy, cheese smelling burp tells me that the vegan burger from Evolutions was totally legit. SanDiego

I crashed in Oroville and discovered a comfortable futon--a rare treasure, indeed.

It's so nice and quiet at my aunt and uncle's house, I downloaded a white noise app for sleeping. Is that meta?

This is my third day in a row wearing a collared shirt--an iron man type record for me.